Stinnett Sticks is a man much like Bob Ross. His vids are somewhat surreal to see with the whistling, the feeding of fowl, and the appearance of a cult of deer who come from the bleak mountain environs to watch him shape a piece of wood he has chainsawed from the nearby forest to whittle into a RATTLESNAKE.
Do not let his quiet demeanor fool you. Stinnett Sticks is a truly rugged man of the wilds. One whistle could cause his forest friends to rampage through your neighborhood.
With his dog sidekick, Stinnett Sticks walks triumphantly through the woods where he often produces a fire to cook a few hotdogs and some MOUNTAIN MUD.
His canes are something to behold. After all the mystical quality of the sauntering and sanding you get THIS SAVAGERY
This is michaelcthulu who has summoned the power of the GREAT OLD ONES to craft weaponry to destroy the soulless modern man. Now, like I titled this and as you can see, these goddamn swords are gigantor to the point of slicing through 100 men with a single swing. And that’s good because it takes the average man 30 minutes recovery to swing the second time.
michaelcthulu is equipped with a mystical breathing device that has the dust of Ghatanothoa’s petrified victims. With objects either obtained or crafted from esoteric plans, he truly has become a master craftsman worthy of the INTERGALACTIC GODS.