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Stinnett Sticks is a man much like Bob Ross. His vids are somewhat surreal to see with the whistling, the feeding of fowl, and the appearance of a cult of deer who come from the bleak mountain environs to watch him shape a piece of wood he has chainsawed from the nearby forest to whittle into a RATTLESNAKE.

Do not let his quiet demeanor fool you. Stinnett Sticks is a truly rugged man of the wilds. One whistle could cause his forest friends to rampage through your neighborhood.

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With his dog sidekick, Stinnett Sticks walks triumphantly through the woods where he often produces a fire to cook a few hotdogs and some MOUNTAIN MUD.

His canes are something to behold. After all the mystical quality of the sauntering and sanding you get THIS SAVAGERY

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This is michaelcthulu who has summoned the power of the GREAT OLD ONES to craft weaponry to destroy the soulless modern man. Now, like I titled this and as you can see, these goddamn swords are gigantor to the point of slicing through 100 men with a single swing. And that’s good because it takes the average man 30 minutes recovery to swing the second time.

michaelcthulu is equipped with a mystical breathing device that has the dust of Ghatanothoa’s petrified victims. With objects either obtained or crafted from esoteric plans, he truly has become a master craftsman worthy of the INTERGALACTIC GODS.