SLAUGHTERHOUSE SCOTT

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCs_t4Om5siqqFtVGd639Z0Q

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This motherfucker Scott Rea slaughters everything. I am now watching him butcher the fuck out of a Canada goose. His channel is a literal holocaust where the Jews are wild beasts and I’d damn well watch your dogs or cats because he has concocted a fine cranberry sauce to accompany them.

And when you think the butchery has ended Scott Rea posts antique footage of men roasting an ENTIRE OX on a SPIT in the streets of Ledbury.

And when you think it is over and done Scott Rea posts ancient footage of old men sending FERRET SOLDIERS into holes to chase out rabbits which the old men catch in their hands like fluffs of cotton.

Well, shit, lets send the hounds after some mink. Perhaps we should have some mink oil this evening, Lord Chesterfield?

And then, by CHRIST, it’s PIG KILLING DAY in North Yorkshire 1976.

SCOTTY TIME ALL DAY, ALL NITE

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCs_t4Om5siqqFtVGd639Z0Q

DAVID – KING OF THE BUSH

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAL3JXZSzSm8AlZyD3nQdBA

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Primitive Technology is an Aussie CRO-MAGNON with pristine senses of the highest order. Once, he was a modern man of the manosphere but, having saw the reality of modern women, Primitive Technology regressed so substantially that Mother Nature now blushes at his dominance over her womb.

Mastering the Outback became his obsession and now you can witness his rule over the bush without even hearing him whisper. The only sounds are of the Kookaburras and wind through the gum trees bowing to his sovereignty.

Witness the King in his throne of wilderness constructing a sling for the incoming Goliath, building gorgeous mud huts, and boiling prawn with fucking rocks after he has captured them in his weaved traps.

FUCKING OATH MATE!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAL3JXZSzSm8AlZyD3nQdBA

KERMIT THE PHILOSOPHUS

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_f53ZEJxp8TtlOkHwMV9Q

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Jordan B Peterson (here staring, like Pepe, at peak retardation) is an amphibian of thought, blissfully leaping into chaos and surfacing morose with a lost and mysterious relic of order. He talks like an amphibian, too. A modern embodiment of Kek.

His channel discusses the satanic order of Marx, ancient archetypes within Disney’s Pinocchio and The Lion King, and being scared shitless reading Jung.

Beware the PREDATORY REPTILE

Speaking of scared shitless, Jordan B Peterson‘s reading of Genesis specifically spooked me with all the talk of fruits and ingesting them causing us to see more colors than damn near any living entity. Christ ALIVE.

“PAY FUCKING ATTENTION” – HORUS EYE

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_f53ZEJxp8TtlOkHwMV9Q

SHOOTING THE SHYTE

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvB3solmhqtgDeLpD-yTtfg

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Hickok45 is prob the only person I know who smokes pot by blasting actual orange pots with high-powered firearms. This man does not fuck around. In fact, his only fucking around is his segments on “Shooting The Breeze” where he waxes profound about getting in knife fights on John Deere tractors and talks about paths and shit while referencing indomitable poets of olde times.

As you will see, this Hickok45 is not to be trifled with since he has access to every known firearm that has ever existed. His idea of peace is going out in the frosted heart of winter and blasting some poor coniferous bastard into submission. No need for an ax or some pussyass chainsaw (although he brings those along too, just in case).

Hickok45 is also the master of the drive-by shooting.

Hickok45 is a serial killer of PUMPKIN

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvB3solmhqtgDeLpD-yTtfg

THE STÖCKE OF TOM BOMBADIL

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiDdaCDetfJBhp5o72UP4xA

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Stinnett Sticks is a man much like Bob Ross. His vids are somewhat surreal to see with the whistling, the feeding of fowl, and the appearance of a cult of deer who come from the bleak mountain environs to watch him shape a piece of wood he has chainsawed from the nearby forest to whittle into a RATTLESNAKE.

Do not let his quiet demeanor fool you. Stinnett Sticks is a truly rugged man of the wilds. One whistle could cause his forest friends to rampage through your neighborhood.

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With his dog sidekick, Stinnett Sticks walks triumphantly through the woods where he often produces a fire to cook a few hotdogs and some MOUNTAIN MUD.

His canes are something to behold. After all the mystical quality of the sauntering and sanding you get THIS SAVAGERY

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiDdaCDetfJBhp5o72UP4xA

WARLOCK FOURTH ESTATE

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0rZoXAD5lxgBHMsjrGwWWQ

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Styxhexenhammer666 is into the dark arts. It’s not Harry Potter shit but real fucking occult magic. From his advanced study into the hidden realms he has summoned the power to predict perfectly what will or will not occur in the political realm. It is too easy for him.

His sorcery cannot be triumphed over.

His will cannot be conquered.

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If you do not like the political his channel also is a vast and unmatched resource into the occult and dark arts. He has the backstory on Pepe and Kek, crystal skulls, cryptids, synchronicity, sacrifice, CODEX GIGAS, the PETIT ALBERT, and many other subjects that will leave you scared shitless.

Along with his predictive magic and memetic prowess Styxhexenhammer666 also has vids on his esoteric gardening, Minecraft mastery, and MRE reviews.

Styxhexenhammer666 believes in the SASQUATCH

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0rZoXAD5lxgBHMsjrGwWWQ

BIG FUCKIGN SWORDS

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGca03sbLq7OUnXMdvRHyBQ

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This is michaelcthulu who has summoned the power of the GREAT OLD ONES to craft weaponry to destroy the soulless modern man. Now, like I titled this and as you can see, these goddamn swords are gigantor to the point of slicing through 100 men with a single swing. And that’s good because it takes the average man 30 minutes recovery to swing the second time.

michaelcthulu is equipped with a mystical breathing device that has the dust of Ghatanothoa’s petrified victims. With objects either obtained or crafted from esoteric plans, he truly has become a master craftsman worthy of the INTERGALACTIC GODS.

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGca03sbLq7OUnXMdvRHyBQ